Love fun law hope to meet the girls in Beijing here

1. Wife = salted fish → It will not spoil for a long time
   But it’s a good meal. A small bite can be salty for a long time.
2. Husband = salmon or mullet → Uneasy in the room, but will eventually swim home
   Heh! Heh! Although it will swim home, it is very likely that it has been sown outside, and the salted fish should face up to it!
3. Lover = eel → Especially is electric eel, will discharge electric people
   I guess I’m not good enough to be a lover, because I can’t discharge, and I’m not smooth enough!
4. Cowherd = Crocodile → Eat all the details, do not spit bones after eating
   You think they’re happy? Some of these woodfish are really hard for crocodiles to eat. They smell so fishy!
5. Someone else’s husband = Red Dragon → worth millions
   Please, not every one is a red dragon. Of course, in real life, a man can often get the woman he loves, but a woman often can’t get the man she loves; The notice was simple: Men are not afraid to travel far, but women are afraid of hurting their fingers.
   I don’t use the Internet much, but there are all kinds of chat tools. Fart is allergic to woodfish.
6. Test law: men test women’s compilation is far away; A woman tests a man by being late for an appointment.

I’m a bachelor for a year.

8. The law of husband and wife: Father – brother – brother; Mother — sister — mm.
   Sauvignon Blanc. It kills my heart. Liar do not disturb, I have no money, also not easily fooled 🙂
   Beijing: Ring finger
   Haha……
9. Lover’s law: a man wants to be a woman’s first love; A woman wants to be a man’s last lover.
   I am a man of duty.
   Above the blue sky, below the waves of the Lustrous waters.
   If I love you, I will love your life.
10. Courtship law: men seek women, such as across a mountain – difficult; A woman seeks a man, such as through a layer of paper – easy. Some are just lice sole, less meat and more thorns!
11. Old man = squid → body no bones, soft, can not stand up
    How stupid! Old man merchandise is valuable! Shredded squid, dried squid, squid slices are quite selling points!

I wonder why no one pays any attention to me
Nothing can help you, write some tools to help you top it.

Sauvignon Blanc
Sauvignon Blanc, in Changan.
Latitudes autumn cry gold well stop, slight frost miserable mat color cold. Preferably a Beijing girl (21-29 years old). Therefore, a strong and passionate family is often made up of a drunken husband and a nagging wife

11. The Law of Grooming: When a man does not shave his face, people will say: “His wife is really bad!” When a woman looks bad, people say, “What bad luck her husband has!”
12. The law of success: a successful man, there is always a woman who loves him; And a successful woman often has a man who makes her sad.
    The lone lamp is unknown and wants to die, and the curtain is empty and sighs.
    Beautiful as a flower separated from the clouds.
    Long road far soul flying bitter, dream soul can not pass the mountain difficult.” A woman will say, “I belong to you.
    Beijing people (FS), male, 28, 173cm75kg not handsome, than big big good bad, than bad… A lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of better!
    Sincere, popular, finance, happy hobby Internet, reading. A man’s “sweet words” make a woman happy to be pulled down in love.
13. The law of first love: The preparation of a man to get love is active attack, embracing the fire of love in the burning; The weave of a woman obtaining love is slowly permeating, and then savoring the sweetness of love in comfort.
    You’re right! Classic!
    Touched! Light as water you are the only supporter of this post!
    Then continue to be moved, I support you.” After marriage, a man will say, “I am everything to you.”
14. Law before marriage: Before marriage, a man says: “You are my everything.” Oh, happy New Year, Posting hard.” A woman will say, “You belong to me. Want to find a beloved person, get married yo!!
    End this single life.”
15. Strong and passionate law: a man talks more after drinking, and a woman talks more after marriage.
16. The law of love: Men are insatiable smart when they are in love; Women are often stupid when they’re in love.
17. Another man’s wife = Tropical fish → Beautiful but not edible
    This is very important! It may not be delicious!

5.Women over 60 = Firewood fish → Already dried
It’s okay, but it’s got a little rhyme to it.
Support ！！！！！！！！！

Happy New Year!
Aaaaah!

7. The law of marriage: Men are rewarded for marriage and love, women are rewarded for love and marriage.

I wish I had some good company here.

2. Falling love law: A woman’s beautiful face is the “guide in front” that makes a man fall in love. In other words,
   If you just give her a sweet word, she will love you for a long time!
3. Lover = Turtle → Very clingy
   Once it’s drained, you don’t even have to dial it, it just drops!

3.*** = Puffer fish → Very tasty but very poisonous
However, some are already rotten, or can only be dried for decoration. Make yourself look whatever you need